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She was waiting at the station, he was getting off the train. He didn't have a ticket, so he had to bum through the barriers again. Well, the ticket inspector saw him rushing through! He said, "Girl, you don't know how much I missed you but we'd better run cos I haven't got the funds to pay this fine."

She said, "Fine."

Well, so they ran out of the station and jumped onto a bus with two of yesterdays travel cards and two bottles of Bud. And he said, "You look well nice."

Well, she was wearing a skirt and he thought she looked nice and yeah, she didn't really care about anything else because she only wanted him to think that she looked nice, and he did. But he was looking at her, yeah, all funny in the eye. She said, "Come on, boy, tell me what your thinking. Now, don't be shy!"

He said, "Alright, I'll try... All the stars up in the sky and the leaves in the trees, all the broken bits that make you jump up and grassy bits in between, all the matter in the world is how much I like you."

She said, "What?"

He said, "Let me try and explain again. Right. Birds can fly so high or they can shit on your head. Yeah, they can almost fly into your eye and make you feel so scared, but when you look at them and you see that they're beautiful, that's how I feel about you."

She said, "What?"

He said, "You."

She said, "What are you talking about?"

He said, "You!"

Right. Birds can fly so high or they can shit on your head. Yeah, they can almost fly into your eye and make you feel so scared, but when you look at them and you see that they're beautiful, that's how I feel about you.

She said, "Thanks. I like you too."

He said, "Cool."